In the fairytale she kisses
a frog not a fish, you stupid bitch.
When she goes to bed her
pillow cries itself to sleep.
I love how she pixelated out her tits like
they were the most offensive part of the picture.
News flash, you Jabba the Hutt looking fuck:
your face is just as offensive. In the future,
please pixelate that as well.
Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me,
just look at this gelatinous sack of shit.
way cute. And by "way cute" I
mean "I totally want my salami inside
(This picture was actually
found on a dating site and submitted to us.
Sadly, we're not even joking about that. Some
chick was looking for a daddy for her unborn
baby online. What approach did she use for
seeking a man? She posted this picture of
herself posing with a guy out front of her
trailer as she smokes a cigarette while pregnant.
Way to find a quality man, you stupid fucking
"Yeah, well, some
men love bigger girls," these two sloppy
fatbuckets would say. Note to you two greasy
slobs: no man wants a cream-filled slophog
like you. They just settle for girls like
you because they can't get skinnier, more
attractive girls. Trust me, porkies, no
man would choose one of you over a woman
like Salma Hayek so keep dreaming as you
shovel those fries into your cellulite-ridden
Looks like the Michelin Man's sister fell
You don't have the body to dress like that,
chubs. Please put some real clothes on and
then go hang yourself in your closet.
happens when glamour models say "fuck
it" and go bad? Find out below!
Fastest way to get raped? Break down next
to their trailer.
This is supposedly a woman but I have a
hard time believing she doesn't have a cock
n' balls. Holy shit, fix your face, buddy.
I see she takes her photos in month/day/weight
If Santa left this chick in my stocking I'd
be like, "Thanks a lot, you fucking asshole."